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Fluffy Slipped on a Wet Floor... So Did You

Rover Got Hit by a Car... You Did Too

Max Got Hit by a Delivery Truck... You Did Too

Mittens Got Hit by a Delivery Truck... So Did You

Max's Uber Driver Hit a Pothole... Your Rideshare Crashed Too

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Petco Flop

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