Injured? We're here to help. Get expert legal advice with absolutely nothing paid out of pocket--ever. Our team responds fast the very same day, 24/7 including weekends and holidays.
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Initial contact made the very same day
Round-the-clock availability for injuries
We only get paid out of the settlement or judgment, and only if we win. You never pay anything out of pocket--win or lose.
Tell us about your situation and we'll get back to you quickly with next steps. All information is confidential and protected by attorney-client privilege.
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Bringing your pet to the consultation?
They're welcome for moral support, but we can only represent humans in court! 🐕
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We'll contact you within hours using your preferred method to discuss your case and schedule a consultation.
Our experienced team will assess your case details and provide honest feedback about your options.
If we can help, we'll outline next steps and explain how we'll work together to get you the best outcome.
30-60 minute meeting to evaluate your case, explain your rights, and discuss next steps.
"Quick response, professional service, and they actually made the legal process enjoyable. Highly recommend!"
"They got me $52,000 for my workplace injury. The humor helped during a stressful time."
"The Google Forms integration worked seamlessly and they called me the same day. Professional and efficient service."
Multiple locations for your convenience - all pet-friendly waiting areas!
Common concerns about the legal process (and our pet policy)
Absolutely nothing! Our consultations are completely free, and we work on a contingency basis. You only pay if we win your case. Absolutely nothing paid out of pocket--ever.
Case duration varies based on complexity and severity. Simple cases may settle in 3-6 months, while complex cases can take 1-2 years. We'll give you a realistic timeline during your consultation and keep you updated throughout the process.
Our contingency fee is typically 33% for cases that settle before trial, and 45% if the case goes to trial. This is standard in the industry and ensures we're motivated to get you the best possible outcome. You'll never pay more than what we recover for you.
Absolutely! We're pet-friendly and understand that emotional support animals can be helpful during stressful times. Just let us know when scheduling so we can ensure the meeting room is appropriate. We even keep treats on hand! 🐕
Don't accept it yet! Insurance companies typically offer much less than your case is worth, especially early on. We can review their offer for free and often negotiate significantly higher settlements. On average, our clients receive 3-4 times more than initial insurance offers.
We're 100% real lawyers! Our marketing is satirical, but our legal credentials are serious. We're licensed in 5 states, have 25+ years combined experience, and have recovered over $50M for clients. The pet theme just makes us more memorable than boring law firm ads!