We may joke about representing pets, but we're dead serious about representing you. Meet the experienced attorneys who combine legal expertise with a refreshing sense of humor.
Real lawyers with real credentials and a real sense of humor
Founder and Managing Attorney
They're loyal, determined, and always bring the energy needed to fetch you the compensation you deserve.
Our journey from traditional law firm to viral sensation (while never losing sight of what really matters - winning your case)
Josh started a personal injury practice focused on actually helping people, not billing hours.
Our first major victory - a $1.2M settlement for an accident victim's injury. We celebrated with the client's dog, Buster, who inspired our first pet joke.
We reached the incredible milestone of recovering over $100 million for our clients. Josh Thompson also joined our pack this year, bringing millennial energy.
During a late-night brainstorming session, Josh joked about representing pets. We realized humor could make legal services less intimidating.
"Pet Injury Lawyers" went viral. Suddenly everyone knew us, but more importantly, they weren't afraid to call us.
We continue to grow and help more clients achieve justice. The humor brought them in, but our legal skills kept them winning.
We started this satirical campaign because we noticed something troubling: people were afraid to call lawyers. The legal industry had become so intimidating that injured people would rather suffer in silence than seek help.
Our mission is simple: make quality legal representation accessible to everyone, not just those who can afford intimidating white-shoe firms. We believe that humor breaks down barriers and helps people see us as real humans who genuinely care about their problems.
Behind every joke is a serious commitment to justice. We've recovered over $100 million for our clients because we combine approachable personalities with aggressive legal advocacy. When you're hurt, you need lawyers who will fight for you - and maybe make you smile along the way.
Legal help should be approachable, not scary.
We measure success by settlements, not billable hours.
We're confident in our skills, not our egos.
While we joke about ourselves, the legal community takes us seriously
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We're serious about your case. Let's get you the compensation you deserve.